mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

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neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

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actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

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abomasnow:

hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life

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renolylenol:

i took this when i was on the G train on my way home.
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mitunathehelicaptor:

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

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"Isn’t it fucking terrifying that no matter how many promises they made, no matter how long you’ve been together, someone can get up and walk out of your life without a second thought and you have to carry on living because the world doesn’t stop for any of us"
— Anonymous (via omgitscaitlindiamond)
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acompletelife:

Jessica Janae
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somaymalou:

Vaganova students
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